Send in your junk
The world's most unnecessary sales tool™

Your junk
needs a
hype man.

Paste your Facebook Marketplace listing. Pick an AI personality. We'll turn whatever you're trying to get out of your garage into a completely overproduced commercial.

We're hand-making the first 100. Free. Then you spin for who shows up.

Nonna. $15,000 Airstream. No bathroom. She's handling it.

The Hype Board · Episode 1

Three real listings, pulled off Marketplace this week. Three hosts who took them way too seriously. Every script uses only what the seller actually wrote. Vote for the one that deserves to sell.

🔥 Ep. 1
Host: Nonna
Airstream camper$15,000
"Really good condition. Equipped with everything for your needs except bathroom." — Plantation, FL
f See the real listing
🔥 Ep. 2
Host: The Macho Hype Man
New 25HP diesel mini skid steer$20,500
"Lifts 1000lb, tips at 1800lbs. Financing available 660+ score required." — Davie, FL
f See the real listing
🔥 Ep. 3
Host: The Gentleman
Complete paramotor package$8,000
"$8,000 OBO. Serious buyers only." — Miami, FL
f See the real listing

Every month the most-hyped junk wins its seller a $100 Goodwill gift card. Sell junk, win junk money, buy more junk. It's a whole economy.

Meet the hosts

Nine professionals. Zero chill. Three have already worked; six are waiting for their first listing. None of them are real, and all of them are available.

Spin for your host

Hit the button. Three hosts show up. Pick one or spin again — five spins, then you live with it. That's the deal. That's the whole product.

Host #1
Who knows
Host #2
Could be anyone
Host #3
Probably chaos
Spins

Tap a host to pick them. Or don't. Spin again.

You took the photos. You wrote "no lowballers." You hit post and hoped.

How your junk gets a host

Right now we're doing this by hand, one listing at a time, before we build the machine. Which means the early ones are free and the early ones get famous.

1

Send us the listing

Paste your Marketplace link below. Blurry photos welcome. "No lowballers" strongly encouraged.

2

Spin for a host

The wheel decides. Nonna, the Macho Hype Man, the Clown who's had enough. You get what you get.

3

We shoot it

Your host reads your listing — only your words, just louder — and delivers 30 seconds of unearned confidence.

4

Post it everywhere

It goes on your listing, your feed, your Reels, and the Hype Board, where strangers vote on your couch.

Send in
your junk.

Drop your email and your Marketplace link. If we pick yours, the video is free and it goes on next week's Hype Board. Everyone else gets first dibs when we open the doors.

Received. 🔥

Your junk is in the queue. If a host picks it up, you'll hear from us — and so will the Hype Board.

No spam. One email when it's your turn, and maybe a treadmill joke.

The house rules

Your listing photos stay yours. The host is added, never swapped in. Marketplace wants the real item in the real photos, and so do we.

The host only says what you wrote. Louder, sure. Rhyming, maybe. But no invented mileage, no fake "like new."

It's obviously AI. Every video carries the AI HOST bug in the corner. Nobody's getting catfished over a skid steer.

You get what you get. No revisions. That's not a limitation, that's the genre.

Questions

Where does the video actually go on Facebook?

Marketplace lets you add video to a listing from the phone app (up to ten photos and videos combined). The listing thumbnail in the browse grid is always a still, so keep your best real photo first and put the hype video right after it — buyers see it the moment they tap in. Then post the same video to your feed, Reels, and your local buy/sell groups with the listing link. That's where it actually spreads.

Is the host a real person?

No. They're AI, and they know it. Every video says so in the corner.

Can I pick the host?

You can spin five times. After that the wheel has spoken. If we ever let you pick outright it'll cost extra and we'll judge you a little.

Will it actually help me sell?

Video listings get more taps, and a funny one gets shared. Sellers who put AI models on their dead listings this spring watched them start moving again. We're just doing it with a mouth.

What does it cost?

Right now, nothing — we're hand-making the first batch to see what the internet does with it. After that: less than the thing you're selling.

What's the Hype Board?

Every video we make lands there. People vote. Most-hyped junk each month wins its seller a $100 Goodwill gift card. It's Marketplace, but you're allowed to laugh.